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"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'More bubbles!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"I do a lot for charity but I don't like to talk about it. . ."

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Can I get you another coffee?

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

Cattle Grid Toast

Before the Salivating Dogs

"Our food supervisor used to be a military cook."

'Is it still edible?'