"You say snowman, I say snow woman. So, let's compromise by singing 'Frosty the Snow Person'."
Song Revisionist T-Shirts
Show off their musical spirit with our witty and stylish T-shirts designed for song revisionists. Perfect for rehearsals, casual gigs, or relaxing at home, these tees celebrate their passion for musical creativity.
"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"
The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.
"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'
"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."
"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"
Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.
Your resume begins Once Upon A Time...I like that!
Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!
"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."
Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.
'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'
'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'
"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."
'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'
"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"
"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."
"Yo, how's it swinging?"
"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."
"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."
'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'
Mick Jagger.
"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."
'He's a square!'
'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'
Study more to pass more tests.
"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."
"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."
Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!
Old songs made new
"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."
Solar Flares
Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.
Song Revisionist T-Shirts Collection
Song Revisionist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for music lovers and song revisionists—ideal for inspiring your creative mornings.
Song Revisionist Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that celebrate musical creativity—funny, inspiring, and uniquely crafted for song revisionists.
Song Revisionist Prints
Looking for decorative art? Our prints feature clever and inspiring designs for the creatively inclined music enthusiast.