Basketball Funny Bone Gifts

'And there's the horn to end the first half...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Fish in Water Cooler.

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

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"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."