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'And there's the horn to end the first half...'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

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Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

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'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Get names!"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up skydiving."

'They must be trash fish!'