Animal Funny Bone Prints

"I tell you, it's really funny: If you scratch my dad right here, he can't resist shaking his leg..."

Snowprov

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

An early space launch attempt.

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Movers and shakers.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

Menu. Everything looks so delicious! Thank you!

"Something that makes me look unfit for human consumption."

"Care to support the caterers courtesy campaign?" "Do you mind I'm trying to eat!"

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Dog at a restaurant

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.