Barrel Of Laughs Pillows

'In these troubled times, I thank God there's still one barrel left we can afford.'

A monk plugs a leaking cask of alcohol with his finger.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"I just don't understand it...One day, during half time, she just stuck a note to my six pack and left."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

"No. I have the baby."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

'Are you trying to be funny?'

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

'Another tall, cold one?'

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

Caution Slippery When Wet.

Customs and Examinations.

'Stout has a white head on top.' 'To show you which end to drink first.'