Barrel Of Laughs Prints

'In these troubled times, I thank God there's still one barrel left we can afford.'

A monk plugs a leaking cask of alcohol with his finger.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.

'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'

'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

"It's weeder's elbow."

"If that's the chief medical officer I'm not here."

'Oh yeah, I forgot.'

"I just don't understand it...One day, during half time, she just stuck a note to my six pack and left."

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

"Let's have some fun, guys -- Let's walk into a bar."

"No. I have the baby."

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?

"...And then I forgot where I put my memory stick!"

I'm used to seeing crocodile tears when I tell off a man in this bar, but this is the first time I've seen crocodile exclamation points. ! !

"In an effort to conserve water... I've stopped having it in my whisky."

'Good Now stuff that round thing in the hoop,,,, That's basketball,'

'I'm glad you credit my Martinis for helping you break out of your cocoon, but I'm still cutting you off.'

'Hell, no, I don't want any sake.'

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

'Are you trying to be funny?'

'You STUPID fool Ryan! Didn't i warn you not to go JUDGING his cover?!' / A book has just been bashed around a bit for judging another book's cover.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'I don't think I've seen your brother, what does he look like?'

"What? Did I say something reasonable?"

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

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