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Dealer Of Laughs Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home with pillows that feature clever and funny designs. Great for anyone who appreciates comfort and comedy in their decor.
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."
Clown's Comedy Fart.
'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'
"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."
"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."
No offense, Doctor, but I'm feeling kinda rushed.
"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."
The New Yorker Book of Cartoons that No One Can Understand
'Right, now learn this trick...'
'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'
Tragedy and Material
'Well, so far the only ones to answer our fondue party invitation are the rats in our basement.'
'I've written you a song' - 'Oh, that's very kind of you. What's it called?' - 'It's called 'I'll stay with you forever baby.'' - 'How sweet. Let me hear it...' - 'Ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai, ai,
Making sure the pitcher is up for the job.
"You have to have a sense of humour to work here."
"I just don't understand it...One day, during half time, she just stuck a note to my six pack and left."
Security Alert in the Paperless Office. . . .
'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'
"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."
"It's weeder's elbow."
'Oh yeah, I forgot.'
Used space shuttle
'I can't believe we do this for a living.'
"Okay, so I faked it...you happy now?"
Customs and Examinations.
"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"
"Before negotiations begin, we'll soften them up with 15 minutes of cute cat videos."
'Now this is my kind of fortune cookie!'
No caption (a mime holds onto an invisible leash as his dog barks at a squirrel on a tree).
"This day and age it's necessary."
"The proposal is we give Big Pharma free gas and they give us free meds."
Bob Monkhouse
"This car is very economical on gas. Used hardly any getting over here."
Dealer Of Laughs Pillows Collection
Dealer Of Laughs Mugs
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Dealer Of Laughs Prints
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Dealer Of Laughs T-Shirts
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