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Bench Press Accident

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Wine at the Bar

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

One more please.

Karate club.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

Working Out

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"Yes! I got one over! Woo-hoo!"

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

'I think I'll take up bowling instead.'

Beginner approaching the lane.

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's one of those things you always see an alpha male do: Stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls … sizing up his shot, like he's secretly a geometric wizard who's about to make the whole world line up the way he wants it to with just one whack. Or maybe I should take up darts, where I myself become an extension of the missile I'm launching. Any sport in the bar family works.

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

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