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Bench Press Accident

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Wine at the Bar

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

Karate club.

'I thought you were going to build a raft with that driftwood!'

One more please.

Working Out

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

'Hereafter you sew your own buttons on your suits of armor. This is the tenth needle I've ruined tonight.'

"Darling - I can't seem to find the invisible menders..."

'I think I'll take up bowling instead.'

'I think we should look into a smaller hammer and bigger nails for your next do-it-yourself project'

Beginner approaching the lane.

"There'll be a little wait - would you like to have a drink at the bar?"

Ballet Shoes

"I can see what we need to work on for your next lesson..."