Beginner Bumper Basher T-Shirts

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Ask me about my litter! !

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

Bumper Cars of Love.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

"Help!"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"Don't drive like you normally do, dear...they'll throw you off the ride."

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Running in please pass

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car