Barnyard Wedded Bliss Gifts

Barn Wedding

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Cow Show Tunes

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Ham-Dram

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Christmas Cow.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Sheep

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Ewe are here.

"I hate to say I told you so!"

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"You turned all night long!"

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

'MILK ME!'

Businessman As A Weather Vane

'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'