Barnyard Wedded Bliss Gifts

Barn Wedding

Cow Pinatas

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Cow Show Tunes

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

Ham-Dram

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'This is my mom and dad.'

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

Christmas Cow.

'What's that smell?'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

Sheep

"Don't leave me dangling!"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

'Tender and Juicy.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Ewe are here.

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

"You turned all night long!"

"Time change or no time change, I'm gonna crow when I crow."

"I hate to say I told you so!"

'Of course we can talk about your milking me...as soon as we've been properly introduced.'

'MILK ME!'

Businessman As A Weather Vane