Bark Stylist Gifts

'Short bark and sdes please.'

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Dogs shaving

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Cruel Pet Tricks

"I think he's lost."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.