Bark Radio Host Gifts

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Another slander suit!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Cruel Pet Tricks

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'