Bark Radio Host Prints

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Another slander suit!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I yip, therefore I am."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'