Bark Translator Prints

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now tonight's guest of honor will bark at you."

"If you see a cat, back once. If you see a squirrel, bark twice. If you're not sure what you see, bark incessantly and an operator will assist you."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

'He kept saying that, 'my bark was worse than my bite', so I bit him!'

Barks in code.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Dogs not only look like their owners, they sound like them too."

"Sprechen sie Deutsch?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"Have you tried biting him?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Jorge Luis Borges

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'