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Cruel Pet Tricks

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"That's just not the real me."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog-English dictionary.

"Now watch this, bark recognition."

"It's non-negotiable."