Bark Linguist Mugs

Cruel Pet Tricks

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Dog-English dictionary.