Bark Poet Mugs

Introspection (To woof or not to woof...)

Barks in code.

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"He's sending an instant message."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

I was allowed to chew this. But not that

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog Dictionary: ARF bow-wow woof.

K9 Litterati.

Cruel Pet Tricks

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."