Bark-master Gifts

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dogs

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Brickie's Mate

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

A day in the life of a dog.

The Inner Dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"He's sending an instant message."