Bark Specialist Gifts

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

No Soliciting

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Dog phrenology

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

"Another slander suit!"

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

Dog in therapy.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."