Barkologist Gifts

I know they told me not to bark

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

A day in the life of a dog.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"It's the dog."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"He's sending an instant message."