Barkologist Gifts

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"That's just not the real me."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

"He's sending an instant message."

"It's the dog."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"I think he's lost."