Bracketologists Gifts

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"It's a play on words."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

Why markets crash.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Roget's Pet

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

"He downgraded Apple."