Bracketologists Gifts

See, what did I tell you? Next year, bring me your office pool bracket earlier.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"It's a play on words."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Why markets crash.

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

Roget's Pet

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'How wonderful - the both of us in futures.'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.