Bracketology Enthusiast Gifts

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Church Restoration Fund.

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Brick and Mortar

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)

Bricklayer

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."