Bracketology Enthusiast Gifts

"You call that a business organizational chart, Hackwood? It looks just like the NCAA basketball sweet sixteen."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Lego Haircut

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Church Restoration Fund.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

Brick and Mortar

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

'I could use it to build a house.' - 'Build house.' - 'I could stand on it to see over a wall.' - 'See over wall.' - 'How about a masonry enema if I don't get the job, eh?' - 'Help!'

'K7K industries (an alleged monopoly case under appeal)

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Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

Bricklayer

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'