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"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dogs

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Brickie's Mate

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

The Inner Dog.

'It's a self-build.'

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"He's sending an instant message."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'