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'Are you sure that's referring to me? I thought it was about YOU.'

The president's men

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"I think he's lost."

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Yehudi Menuhin.

Desperate to save his 'Dognity', Rex needed proof that a bark control collar wasn't the way forward for a woof here. . . and a bark there!!'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"How can you just sit there, wrapped in your own safe little world, when you know there are millions of squirrels out there?"

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

Heel! Toe!

You shut up! No! You shut up! No! You shut up! No!

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I bark, therefore I am."