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'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Important Muscles.

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"A table in Siberia, please."

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Salmon Fisherman

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Is the slop fresh?"

Houdini's infancy.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

"Relax―all I want is a good table."