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"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fish talking about fisherman

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"In the beginning" --- Is that a great narrative hook or what!

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This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"We want to build bridges!"

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Greg and Lee were having hours of fun with their photo copier breakdown remote control.

Fish Traps/Lure.

"It's not what it looks like" - What the illusionist said when his wife walked in.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Jane? It's Lars! I told you never to call me here. At work? On the planet Earth.

Houdini's car keys.

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

Complaints: "Don't make me angry - you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry!"

'You just have to learn to say no.'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Have you seen my other sock?"

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."