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"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Fish talking about fisherman

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

Express Checkout: One Basket Only.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Oh that, that's our dealing room."

"Hook Made in China? I thought we were in Cap Cod!"

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"We want to build bridges!"

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

'Is it too early to start driving you out of your mind?'

Fish Traps/Lure.

"It's not what it looks like" - What the illusionist said when his wife walked in.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

Worm away from hook for a while. ("Back in five minutes")

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

Houdini's car keys.

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

"Oh lovely! Looks like it's a family fishing trip..."

Complaints: "Don't make me angry - you wouldn't LIKE me when I'm angry!"

'You just have to learn to say no.'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

"Have you seen my other sock?"

'OK, so he's got a big right hand!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Sorry to hear about our warehouse fire? Quiet! It doesn't happen until tomorrow!"