Master Of Fetch T-Shirts

Dogs Bring Slippers.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"A little help, please."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Tired of fetching?'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

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