Master Of The Catch T-Shirts

"Ha! You mean you've only caught one fish all day?!"

"River well stocked this year."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Dogs Bring Slippers.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Missing you.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

"You know very well what fish!"

Musician's Fishing Trip

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Fishing Music

Born to play ball.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

"It put up a bit of a fight, but hey, I think we can both agree, it was worth it!"

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Determined fisherman

"Sure, we've hopelessly lost but, right now, who cares?"

'Don't let it go!'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

Honestly ,trout tickling is a doddle!

No, you idiot, I don't have a "bucket list:.

The Salmon Man

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Whatever they're hitting we're ready for them.'

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

"Just reach under his belly and lift him into the boat."

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

Jane? It's Lars! I told you never to call me here. At work? On the planet Earth.

"Remember, one way or another, this time we find out what mystery bait he's using for those record-breaking catches!"