Master Of Rods Mugs

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A Bloody Butcher

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I know you've been waiting a long time, but the Pearls were here before you."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Important Muscles.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

The Salmon Fisherman

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

"A table in Siberia, please."

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

A restaurant with a "Main Dining Room" and a "Room for Dessert".

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"Is the slop fresh?"

Houdini's infancy.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'No tables are available at this time. Would you be interested in take-out?'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

Hi. Can a maitre d' marry people, like a ship's captain? ? ? Menu.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

"Relax―all I want is a good table."