"Picture yourself relaxed, barking softly and slowly. B-O-O-O-OW W-O-O-O-OW B-O-O-O-OW W-O-O-O-OW"
Bark Meditator Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for someone who finds tranquility and creativity in bark meditation? Our selection features humorous, inspiring, and uniquely crafted items that celebrate their love for meditative forest walks and creative relaxation. Whether for a seasoned bark meditator or an aspiring one, find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints filled with charming illustrations and witty sayings that resonate with their peaceful lifestyle.
Be Healthy
"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"
Mind-Fullness
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"
Yoga classes door.
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'
Stressed over time management
Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'
'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'
"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."
A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy
Why am I running?
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'
James decided to stay in that night.
"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."
"I'm going on a retreat."
'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'
How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.
Free-Floating Anxiety
David Attenborough's Morning
"Hoarder."
It's A Breeze
"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"
"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"
'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'
No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!
'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'
''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'
Man constantly stressing
Bark Meditator Gifts Collection
Bark Meditator Mugs
Explore our collection of bark meditation mugs—perfect for those peaceful mornings or mindful coffee breaks. Find the one that speaks to their calm.
Bark Meditator Pillows
Bring comfort and humor into their space with a bark meditation pillow. Ideal for meditation corners or cozy relaxation.
Bark Meditator Prints
Decorate their home with a bark meditation print—an artistic reminder of calm and creative mindfulness.
Bark Meditator T-Shirts
Discover our bark meditation-themed t-shirts—witty, comfortable, and perfect for showcasing their serene side with style.