Bark Philosophy Enthusiast Gifts

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'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"They’re real."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I yip, therefore I am."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

A day in the life of a dog.

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Personally, this child would love to be 'left behind.'"

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

Punkcakes

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

Cruel Pet Tricks

"I think he's lost."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."