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'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

No Soliciting

"They’re real."

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"I yip, therefore I am."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I think he's lost."

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

Dog Food Pyramid. Meat. Scraps.

"I bark a lot, sure. But it's not like I couldn't quit if I really wanted to."

Cruel Pet Tricks

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

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