Barbecue Rebel Gifts

'Always been a bit of a barbecue rebel, haven't you, Gavin?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Garlic Free Zone.

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Lockdown casserole

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Valet park only"

Chocs away.

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Recipes.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"