Barbecue Rebel Pillows

'Always been a bit of a barbecue rebel, haven't you, Gavin?'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

Garlic Free Zone.

Lockdown casserole

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

Chocs away.

"Valet park only"

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Recipes.

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"