Baptism Banterer Gifts

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Lesbians for Christ

Wine Talking

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

The 1st annual pet baptism was also the last

"We're callin' 'im Bill, coz he came at the end of the month"

"Yo! You check the pH lately? I have sensitive eyes, ya know."

'You've had enough!'

"I'd say my favourite wine is the sixth one."

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Now that we can talk, we have to have meetings."

"D'you have sparkling?"

'Did you ever realize that we're really drinking coffee out of large sippy cups?'

Instant human... just add coffee

"It's just a precaution, we've had a few close calls lately."

Official Whore Artist/Official Piss Artist

Archbishop Jokes.

'Sorry, no carbs.'

Conrad Grebel (Anabaptism)

'Ha, water from the sky indeed. What's next, I wonder? Colors in the sky in the shape of an arc? This guy's a real whack job."

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

Smoke gets in your eyes.

A patrolman pulls over a nude man on a motorcycle who is wearing angel wings and a snorkelmask. says:' Late for your baptism eh?.... .'

"Let's not forget who's christening WHO,sonny boy!"

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

'Of course you feel unwell. You have too much blood in your alcohol stream!'

"Now are you happy?"