Banking Security Gifts

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

The Anti-Agent

British savings accounts

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

Spot the difference.

"What's a debenture?"

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

37 years in the same position.

UK border controls relaxed.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

High security Santa's grotto

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

E.U. Banking Union.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

European currency on the edge.

"He's a guard dog."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

A Day In The Kitchen

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

The Scanner Of Love.

Money Bar.

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"