Bank Guard Gifts

A squirrel examines a nut in safe deposit box.

Insecurity Guards

Spot the difference.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Looks like the bank's director still inside.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'That's my boy...'

'Mr. Hickey really knows how to keep our stockholders meetings short and sweet!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

Freedom Book.

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

Do not feed the clerks.