Bank Visitors Gifts

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Catalogue of little books.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Cat and fishing instruction

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

Big Loan, Little Deposit Bank

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

I have a dream.

'Our ceiling is under repair--sorry.'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Do not feed the clerks.

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

"He's looking for something for the beach."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Librarian lifting a very heavy book for the body-building section

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'