Bank Visit Veteran Gifts

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Dog wearing a cone

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Doctor, I think he knows where he is.'

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

I have a dream.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'This is taking longer than my stay in hospital!'

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

"Actually, I didn't become dizzy and nauseous until I started inhaling the scent strips in the waiting room magazines."

"We're not there yet, because your daddy still can't remember which level he parked it on!"

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

"Any chance of some credit?"

'The fee? Well, let's give the old wheel a spin and see what comes up!'

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

'It's only a checkup!'

"I'm sure this is an interesting story."

"Worms."

"Jack Russell?"

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

"It's your ear, nose, and throat."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

'Double or nothing on the second opinion, Doc?'

Python waiting in Veterinary surgery

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."