Bank Visit Fan Gifts

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

I have a dream.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Earl checks his balance at the bank.

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

Coco knew he was doomed

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

Harvest Data Festival

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

I do all of my banking online now.

'I'm afraid you'll have to get this hold-up note initialled at our withdrawals counter.'

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

'Whenever I want to be dominated, I visit my bank manager...'

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'I need to borrow enough to get myself out of debt.'

"I should tell you this transaction is being recorded, and may appear on my blog."

Pied Piper luring money from the bank.

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'Wouldn't you know it? Just one line is open, and I get stuck behind a stupid glacier!'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

'But you're the 'Goose that Lays the Golden Egg...'

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

"Their new owners are a German bank."

FIRST NATIONAL BANK Is there any way I can mortgage a warranty?

'We charge an extra fee if your money is crinkled.'

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'