Bank Robbery Fan Gifts

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Hold everything, Louis!"

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Jake, honey, if you need some cash, my purse is in the kitchen. You already robbed a bank today.'

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

The Football Bank Robber.

'Got the money?'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

Handy Guide to Masking...

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I thought you killed him." "Naturally."

'This is a money order.'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'