Bank Robbery Fan Gifts

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I've brought companies back from the brink of disaster before Phil, but to bring one back from the dead? I'm still patting myself on the back over that one!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Coco knew he was doomed

"Keep it running."

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

The Football Bank Robber.

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

Handy Guide to Masking...

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'Got the money?'

"Then after my accomplice cheated me, he died of natural causes." "I thought you killed him." "Naturally."

'This is a money order.'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Wear this on the train, it's better than people knowing you're a banker.'

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'