Bank Heist Aficionados Gifts

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

The Football Bank Robber.

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Got the money?'

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'This is a money order.'

'I see you have no collateral.'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'