Bank Heist Aficionados Gifts

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

Take a train, take a bus, take a plane, don't make a fuss...

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

The Football Bank Robber.

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'This is a money order.'

Sneaky Herb Cunningham gives Death the slip.

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

'Got the money?'

'I see you have no collateral.'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.