Bank Heist Aficionado Gifts

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

The Football Bank Robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

I have a dream.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Keep it running."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'Got the money?'

Our Founder - Picture of a CEO Being Arrested

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

'This is a money order.'

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'