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'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

The Football Bank Robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

I have a dream.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

'I'm conducting my own stress test!'

Trapeze pick pocket

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'This is a money order.'

'It's Mr Nutkin Sir, he'd like to withdraw the contents of his safety deposit box. Same as last year.'

Our Founder - Picture of a CEO Being Arrested

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Got the money?'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"