Bank Heist Fans Gifts

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

Bank (with saloon type doors)

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

The Football Bank Robber.

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'This is a money order.'

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"