Bank Heist Fans Gifts

'First, tell me your mother's maiden name.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Keep it running."

Coco knew he was doomed

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

The Football Bank Robber.

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'This is a money order.'

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'

Police continue to search for 3 armed men.

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

"I'm in no hurry - if you wanna to go next."