Bank Heist Fan Gifts

"I didn't say it was your fault . . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

Coco knew he was doomed

"One day I just woke up and thought to myself...sod the poor!"

"They're telling us how many dollars they want. So far, it's up to 5,000!"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"Keep it running."

Bank (with saloon type doors)

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'Give me a pen that isn't on a little chain and out of ink!'

"Are you going to believe me or a bunch of hysterical bank tellers?"

"You want fries with that? Oops... that's my other job."

"Ah, what you need is our instant access account"

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Hand over all your money or the toaster gets it!'

Police borrows a tricycle to catch a bank robber.

"Use the sanitising gel provided and hand over your cash."

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'This is a money order.'

'I was a bank clerk, and one day I charged the King $17.50 for a bounced check.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

"Try to be patient, sir. Give your stick-up text a few seconds to upload."

"One day son, all this will be online banking apps."

"Once we're in, Frank will get he TV remote, Eddie will grab the phone charger, and Ace - you'll be on tupperware lids."

"Have you fixed up the wheels for the bank job tonight, fingers?"

'Every window had a NEXT WINDOW sign on it.'

"Wait - we're already inside."

The Football Bank Robber.

'I'll sell you the gun in my back pocket for one million.'

'So I robbed a bank! -- what difference will it make a hundred years from now?'

'What route are your security guards taking to the bank today?'