Jewelry Heist Fan Gifts

"Wait - we're already inside."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

The Queen

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'Your sugar is through the roof.'

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

'Nice bling.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

"Cool bling bro!"

Crime scene. Police. CSI Unit. Jewelry. It was a perfect theft. They didn't leave any evidence. Ah, "stainless steal"!

'The ocker dared to call her bortz a jargoon.'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'