Heist Hilarity Fan Gifts

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Early Ram Raids

"Keep it running."

'You're too late...I embezzled it.'

'This is fun, but sometimes I miss being a pillar of the community.'

Night Deposits.

'Another successful heist!'

"Oh, and a five and five ones."

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Well, I'll be-we just spent all weekend planning to rob a façade."

'You come in for one thing, and they get you filling in all kinds of forms...'

"Hold everything, Louis!"

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"I'm in."

Robber still desperately trying to crack a safe as they both fall from the roof

'I knew I shouldn't get support tights!'

"Damn it, Eddie! Not during the getaway, too!"

'. . . before we rob the bank, let's synchronise our pacemakers!

"I didn't bother with the cash. They gave me a cheque instead!"

Life on Earth - Burglear's doctor.

'Got the money?'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'Look out - copse!'

"I got a job in The City."

"I've got the brains. You've got the looks. Let's make lots of money."

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"I didn't say it was your fault. . . I'm just sayin' that next time we should do a little more research!"

'Hey, I said no large bills.'

NutcrackersSafecrackers.

"What time do you close?"